So, you might be wondering, what was I doing the whole time, if I wasn’t expanding my cultural horizons by goin
And watch me segue; wait for it….Speaking of dogs, the bed-and-breakfast we stayed in had a very friendly dog. It came to greet me when I arrived at the Linhill Guest House (but what’s in a name? That which we call a guest house by any other name would provide accommodations as satisfactory.) on Friday evening. The owner, a very friendly woman who cooked me two hearty English breakfasts over the weekend, welcomed me and walked with me down the street to a separate apartment known as The Cottage. It was a small guest house, but it had a television, a fancy shower, and free snacks in the kitchen, so I fell in love with it instantly. I was the first of its four inhabitants to arrive, so I was free to choose my room. Two beds shared one room, so those were out of the question. I was left to choose between an upstairs bedroom near the bathroom, or a double-size bed downstairs. It was a tough decision. I walked between the two several times trying to make up my mind, but, because I had to basically crawl under a low ceiling to access the downstairs room, I chose the smaller, upstairs bed.
This is a riveting story so far, if I do say so myself. Are you hanging on the edge of your seat, waiting to see how my bed decision plays out? Well, I’ll tell you. It was a good thing I chose the upstairs, because the downstairs bed was swallowed into a thousand-foot crevasse that night. It’s true; it was never heard from again.
We ate dinner at a place called Marlowe’s that night. There is little I enjoy more than a free meal. We were encouraged to choose anything on the menu, USC’s treat, so I had a three-course meal of chicken, duck and chocolate cake. I ate them all at once, stacking them vertically and using the chocolate cake as an adhesive between the two meats. (This story is going to be real
After breakfast the next morning, some friends and I walked around town a bit before the official tour of Stratford-upon-Avon was due to begin. Unfortunately, we had to leave our tour of Shakespeare’s birthplace prematurely to get to the official USC tour. Ay, that was the morning of our discontent. But Stratford is a cool place, and I’m glad we had someone knowledgeable to tell us about it. We walked past each of the three theaters in town (two of which are being repaired at the moment), and along the river Avon, and through town past Shakespeare’s primary school, and we visited his grave. His relatives are buried alongside him inside a cathedral. His tomb does not have a standing marker; it is just a flat slab of rock on the ground, inscribed with nothing more than a warning to anyone who would move his bones. There was a memorial to him on one wall, built just a few years after his death in 1616.
After yet another deliciously expensive meal (if food be the music of life, cook on), we reached the highpoint of the trip: attendance at a masterful performance of The Tempest that evening. I have never read the play, so I was unable to appreciate it in its full glory, but its partial glory proved impressive enough for me. It was performed with an African slant, so themes of apartheid and colonialism were evident in the performance.
After the play, along w
I awoke this morning and thought I caught a glimpse of such stuff as dreams are made on, but it turns out it was just a lampshade. And now I’m back in London. The End
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